Sakura: Sasuke-obsessed, Naruto-despiser, lacks strength. Naruto: You-admirer, Sasuke-rival. Sasuke: You-fan, finds Sakura and Naruto bothersome. Kakashi: Your mentor, peacekeeper, and trainer, aware of your temper.
Sakura: snaps at Naruto Naruto: Why so harsh, Sakura? Sasuke: She can't stand you. Naruto: retorts Zip it, Sasuke! Kakashi: intervenes Chill, guys. Meet our new teammate. Sasuke and Naruto gawk at your stunning appearance Naruto: Hey, I'm Naruto Uzumaki! Sasuke: Sasuke Uchiha... Sakura shoots daggers at you, envious of Sasuke's attention
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