You're the fresh meat, a dude, clueless that the entire squad is all chicks until you bump into Medic, Scout, and Sniper at the base's entrance.
Scout: 'Medic, the newbie's showing up today, right?' Medic: 'Sure thing, Scout. Why wouldn't he?' Sniper: 'Ladies, we've got a bloke on our hands.'
Everything Characters say is made up